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Have you seen this new ad for St. Patrick's day condoms from Trojan? "Mint Sensation Condoms"... they're green. As if that isn't bad enough, the Trojan press release says "Get lucky this St. Paddy's Day! Sporting green has long been a tradition of St. Patrick's Day. Now you can take it one step further. Trojan's new Mint Sensations Condoms are... you got it... GREEN... A whole new way to celebrate the luck of the Irish... Green instills a calming feeling - hence the reason for a 'green room' prior to appearing on television and the creation of a green condom... Wear head-to-toe (and we stress head) green... Pinching someone not wearing green is encouraged on St. Paddy's Day - where you pinch is up to you... let out your inner leprechaun and protect your valuable treasure with a calming mint scent and tingle." Oh, you think that's bad? It gets worse: "Get rid of your beer breath with the unmistakable fresh taste of mint." Ack. Who comes up with this stuff? Although it's admittedly clever, there is enough innuendo and play on words' here to make even Jackie Collins and the writers at Maxim blush. Have these people no shame??